Running for Česká strana asociálů
Zelená is a great alcoholic drink. The EU would be so based if it promoted Zelená instead of ecology or whatever it's promoting now. Didn't it want to spy on us through our messages? Idk, but THERE'LL BE NEW BANKNOTES, GUYS, WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liberec doesn't appreciate its weirdos enough, even though they're legends of the city. Lubošek, Ljuba, may the earth rest lightly on her, and plenty of others. Where's the memorial?! Nowhere. Why? Because the city doesn't care about its own weirdo culture.
Vratislavice nad Nisou have the right to independence. They're even older than Liberec itself, so actually Vraťák should be the superior town. Liberec is just pretending to be important, Vraťák is the real heart!!!!!
My name isn't Karel Hrubián, it's Pavel Hrubeš. Isn't that crazy? This is my real name, but most people know me as Kája, because that's the pseudonym I've used in ČSA ever since it was founded in 2022. Anyway, something about me.... I don't have a personality. Literally the only thing I do is shitpost, scroll twitter (it's my job as admin of the ČSA twitter) and send pics of my kitty (she's an absolute sweetheart, I love her). I also look like I have schizophrenia and depression. Why am I running? Uhh... I have free will and it told me to do it. Don't vote for me btw, I have no vision and no experience either. The closest thing to that is a dream of an independent Vratislavice, I don't need anything else (I don't want Liberec's domination). Otherwise, as far as politics goes, semolina porridge is not to be stirred, I love hašlerky, people are yuck, cheese is yum,. The greatest evil in the world is printers, because they never work. The second greatest evil is people in shops who decide they don't want, say, a chicken and put it down in the first free spot they see. Anyway, I've lived in Vraťák my whole life and I'm running there from second place (same in Liberec), because Komrd asked me if he could run from first place. What else to write here... I'm a femboy and when I read this in a week, I'll be cursing myself for what I've written again.
The candidate's texts have been machine-translated from Czech.
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The municipal elections are on 9 and 10 October 2026. You vote where you have your permanent residence.
