Kryštof “Konrád” Kolomazník

Kryštof “Konrád” Kolomazník

19 years oldLiberecVratislavice nad NisouČeská strana asociálů

Running for Česká strana asociálů

Main topics

01

social services

I want to replace the water in the water mains with a beer main. Since even tap water is many times cheaper than bottled water, beer from the beer main will also be cheaper than bottled beer. Residents will choose for themselves which beer from local breweries will flow from the taps. So the choice is Svijany, Konrád, or, relatively close by, Kocour.

02

schools and education

Children shouldn't be educated. Education only contributes to family debt. We can see this phenomenon even now, since over the past year the sale of addictive and hallucinogenic substances was dealt with 5 times at ZŠ Vratislavice nad Nisou. In 1 of those cases the seller was a child under 12. I studied at this primary school and so I know what's suitable for these socially excluded children. My colleagues and I came up with the programme “Job Market for Children 2030+”. Schools can't prepare children for employment. The only thing that can prepare children for employment is employment. Thanks to this plan, we'll make job offers from municipalities and local companies available to children from the age of 8. This will be part of school work placements included in the ŠVP.

03

transport

A long-standing problem in Liberec is tram transport. If we finally complete the tram line to “Dobiná” in Rochlice, we'll not only make everyday Liberec transport easier, but also help redistribute the economic flow outside the centre, since more business will go to Ahmed the Rochlice kebab seller, Žabka and the wine shop located at the future terminus.

A few words about me

I've lived in Liberec, in Vratislavice nad Nisou, my whole life. I've been subdued by the police twice in my life. Once when I was leading a protest against the Russian Federation, and once when I was part of a “Scientology run” action, where I was filming footage for the media. I've worked as a warehouse worker, political marketer, cook and journalist, and I'm currently an influencer (unemployed). On J. Epstein's birthday I co-founded the satirical Česká strana asociálů and was its chairman for half a year. I'm a proud Pastafarian. I went on TV shows such as Prostřeno, Na lovu and Máte slovo to spread this faith with a colander on my head. From the position of mayor of Vratislavice nad Nisou and mayor of Liberec, both of which I believe I'll win, I want to stop famine, the genocide in Gaza and the production of new episodes of the series Ulice. I'm a passionate volleyball fan; I've played for Dukla and Slavia Liberec and made the national team selection. I'm also a fan of Slovan Liberec, Bílí tygři, Jiskra Vratislavice and Artis Brno. I'm currently studying Media Studies and Journalism with Political Science at MUNI in Brno. I'm asexual, a member of a friends-of-seniors association, I accept any bribes, and I've run out of ideas and promises that would earn me extra political points.

The candidate's texts have been machine-translated from Czech.

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